Zack's (my nephew) sweater

This one I am really proud of. Not that it's especially well done. It's just the first knitting project I've finished in months. It's been sitting waiting for the sewing up. It's done, it's mailed. It is no longer hanging over my head screaming imprecations. Instead it is warm fuzzy bunny feeling. Yeah me.

global orgasm for peace

http://www.globalorgasm.org/

I'm just saying.

Science, iffy. As in, I saw none quoted after perusing the site.

But, who cares? Points for overall joy-joy feel goodedness. I'm thinking that maybe if more people had satisfying sex the world would be a happier place. So go out there--er, stay in there for peace. or at least have a laugh because somebody somewhere thought this was a good idea. Random event generator people, today, you're my heroes.

funny

Natalie & Charlie both recognized the sounds of Chewy without seeing the title.

Either I'm a Gemini or I'm bipolar.

Regardless, I am such a dichotomy in action. In just about everything I do & say. Take 2 of my favorite Xmas songs.

exhibit A the anti-carol "Father Christmas" by the Kinks covered by OK Go--I love YouTube! I hadn't heard this in forever. I need to play this for Nat but she's in bed right now.


exhibit B the overly commercialized carol "Santa Baby" by Earth Kitt my innerfeminazi cringes at how much I love this song.

It's midnight & I'm hungry.

But that's not why I'm blogging. I'm blogging because I just finished listening to lovelines (going to have to stop doing that) & a song came on & it has been getting stuck in my head. It's the first time I really thought a song was noise. Pure crap. Repetitive puerile & annoying. I think I've gotten old. I sort of want to cry or at least crank up my Violent Femmes & other loud rowdy stuff. I got a headache from it that went away within a minute or two of it going off the radio. The best part was they went to the Femmes & I was so relieved to hear Blister in the Sun because it was real music. Tell me the truth I'm getting old. Don't lie to me. I have to know. Here's the song that I hate:

Sex ed as it should be. . .

. . . catchy tunes. dancing condom costumes made out of posterboard.

advisory this is at least high school level there is one brief cartoon drawing that might be considered offensive.